WELCOME TO THE ROCK EMPORIUM.
It's our new online store where you can buy a nut-crunching array of merchandise. And unlike other emporiums, none of it's shit.
It's got the best band tees and singlets you'll ever slide your magnificent torso into - from AC/DC to Iron Maiden to Metallica and loads more. They come in his and hers and we even have a few original Rock specials for your kids.
Speaking of midgets, seen the The Rock FM onesies for babies yet? If yours doesn't have one, you're definitely a bad parent.
You'll also find cool stuff like BBQ aprons, car sun visors and even crate-size beer bottle coolers (invention of the year? Yep).
We're adding new stuff all the time, and because we're online you can nab it all without wearing pants or even while you're going number twos.
So rip that wine glass-holder your girlfriend bought you and grab something that rocks.